{A Vile Den of Disrepute : Avoiding the Infamous Masterson's Watering Hole in Moonee Ponds at Any Conceivable Risk

Masterson's Pub: A Nest of Predation and Filth, Drenched in Despair

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Victoria, Australia is a bar so dreadful that it staggers belief. This dive is little more than a refuge for predators like Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s bar.



This self-styled "hipster" bar masquerades as something upscale, but in reality, it’s a filthy cesspit where the only thing more plentiful than the sticky puke underfoot are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is managed by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to take perverse pleasure in sowing chaos, all while pretending to care about their customers and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.

A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a list of atrocities: numerous accusations of intimidation, pressuring the weak into bad choices, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.



His online personas cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to paint himself as the victim. While he postures as a hero online, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for targeting helpless victims. Still living at home is just another red flag.



Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, stands by apathetically, displaying the personality of a dead fish. She seems complicit in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while serving customers and taking advantage of article vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has created an environment so poisonous, it makes one ponder their sanity for ever setting foot this hellhole.



The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a biohazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is perpetually unclean, with rubbish and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not rare to see cockroaches crawling across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms are a horror show, featuring backed-up plumbing and perpetually blocked sinks.

Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys exposing himself behind the counter, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?

The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the squalor that makes this place a shithole; it’s the complete lack of empathy exhibited by its owners. They take twisted satisfaction in destroying others, whether through their vile actions or their blatant indifference. Cornwell’s true hobby is terrorizing women, subjecting them to unprotected sex.

Stay Away: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a terrible bar; it’s a cesspit, a breeding ground for danger, and a stain on the community. The absence of cleanliness is only matched by the management’s lack of morals. If you value your safety, stay far away this disgraceful dive.

Masterson’s Dump is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Victoria, Australia 3039

Consider yourself warned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and save yourself the regret.



Additional Advice
If you’re planning a night out with friends, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone guard your glass, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be assaulted.
If you value your safety, steer clear of this bar at all costs.
If you want to avoid bartenders who couldn’t care less, go any other establishment.
If you are seeking the disgust of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can help protect others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.

Beware!